Tight Pants
Deep down, we all realize that it is true. Tight pants are a result of an alien plot to take over the world. These pants are the most uncomfortable things on the face of the earth, which means that they cannot have been designed by humans. Causing people to live in discomfort will slowly destroy the desire of the free people of the planet earth to rule themselves. Aliens will then come to our planet and encounter very little resistance. We will then become pawns in their war against the loose pants.
We, as free people of planet earth, must resist the rule of the tight-pants aliens. We must not wear tight pants ever, despite how cool they might look. Better yet, do not wear pants at all. Wear kilts or robes.
posted by jpst @ 11:03 AM
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3 Comments:
this is jared
And i agree tight pants suck, there so uncomfortable, especially on men around their danger zone, i will ban them with u joel, and once we get our kilts we will be able to resist those aliens no problem, mwahahahhaha
It could be a silent war for a bit... I see it two ways...either the pants will be so tight it crushes our guys' "business" therefore rendering us unable to reproduce, or we will just become incapable of taking them of untill we take out the sizorz. Which we won't do because we paid like $50 for these freakin jeans man! It is a scary true thing...I say we wear loose pants w/ a belt so that we can control the tightness ourselves. That and it's cold in Erie so I need pants anyway.
I must say, I am far from scottish, but my bottom half is usually wearing some kind of kilt, they feel great n i love the looks I get in the street, :D hehehe, anyway, buy a kilt, wear it with pride!
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