Been a while...
Wow, it's been a long time since I've written anything in here. I'm sorry about that.
Something has come to my attention that I believe needs to be addressed. Many people in the world have been trying to defend evil by merely looking at its outside. Yes, chipmunks are cute, but this is exactly what they want you to think about. Inside of that cute little body is an evil rodent mind planning to destroy you. The moment you let down you guard down, they will begin to commit ramdom acts of terror. Be vigilant!
posted by jpst @ 10:56 AM
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5 Comments:
Why are you so bent upon making Chipmunks out to be evil? Did you have a traumatic chipmunk experience when you were little that you are attempting to overcome by scapegoating the poor, defensless, adorable creatures?
actually, James said...
Leviticus 11:29 " 'Of the animals that move about on the ground, these are unclean for you: the weasel, the chipmunk, any kind of great lizard,"
I'm afraid you're not being broad enough in scope of the treacherousness of the evil diminutive woodland creatures.
They must be destroyed.
Comment by Isaac Tyger:
You are absolutely right. When I was home last summer, my Mom had a bird feeder hanging from the eves of the house and when "they" thought nobody was looking, "they", knocked it down and ate all of the seed that was intended for the native birds(as well as those that aren't native and just visiting)that live around my house. The chipmunks thought that what they did was unseen to any human, but that isn't the case. I saw it all. Yes James, they must be destroyed.
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