Animal Fun

My job is driving me mad. Completely and utterly mad. Don't get me wrong, I love it a ton, but it is making me go insane. For those of you who don't know where I work, read earlier entries. Anyway, we can look for an example of what it is like by looking at this past Monday. I was in front of a group of kids showing them an alligator, when the thing decided that the time had come to releave itself. So now I am standing in front of a group of kids, holding an alligator, with gator urine all over my arm. Just as I recovered my composure from this, the alligator decided that he wasn't done, and let out another flood of pee. This all, of course completely distracted the kids, and their attention was gone for the rest of the morning. Then in the afternoon, I was showing the alligator to another group of children, and he decided to do the exact same thing. What I want to know is how a little alligator has such a huge bladder. Anyway, thats just a sample of why I am going mad. I love the job, though. Honestly, how many other people get paid for playing with animals and kids? I know of 5.