Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Wasting time

Laziness drives the world. Honestly think about that for even a short time, and you will realize that it is true. Why is it that people invent new things? It is because they don't want to do their job the old fashioned difficult way. That would require work, which uses up time that could otherwise be spent doing better things, like sleeping, playing games, or staring at the wall. Because of humanity's desire to be worthless, homo sapiens have advanced far beyond their father's greatest stretches of imagination, at least technologically (morally is a whole different story that I might tackle later). So, this entry is my salute to lazy people all over the world. Oh, and I'm not sorry in the least for the gap between this entry and the last one. I was being lazy.

*the above passage in no way expresses the true opinion of the person who wrote it... it was written only as a break from doing homework

2 Comments:

At 8:06 PM, Anonymous Jake the Engineer said...

A lazy person with motivation makes a career in Engineering

 
At 3:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually this is Isaac.

I have a brief query for you Joel. If you took a break from doing homework (which is very productive) to write a blog entry (which is something I would consider entertainment), doesn't that consider you a lazy person? I'm trying to anger the Joel or anything, I'm just asking a valid question.

By the way, I didn't have the internet over the summer, so I was deprived of your blog. It was a sad time for me. But to make up for it I will post a comment in response to the blog entry about your job. I believe it was the June 29th post. My comment would have read as follows:

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!!!! The alligator... chuckle ... it peed ... snort... all over you!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Well, that's all I have to say. Goodnight and God Bless,
Isaac

 

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